fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
no they're still not real
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
hello friends i am feeling less gross today than i was yesterday and friday
omg what did you get surgery for
i got my gallbladder removed
like i got my gallbladder removed because the gallstones give me really bad gas pains but they gas pains after my surgery are even worse i’m so frustrated i’m never leaving my house again
getting surgery was dumb as hell it hurts to move at all and i was throwing up yesterday and they fill ur stomach up with gas so you get horrible gas pains and you can’t lay down to sleep because it makes the gas pains really bad so you’re really tired and miserable and crying for hours it’s just dumb don’t ever get surgery
i should have been in the zoe-madison-kyle threesome instead of kyle
hello i am getting surgery tomorrow!!!