shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

who is everyone’s favorite pokemon

pastabot:

i like magikarp because i’m useless and i struggle to breath too

darthjader:


I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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theonion:

Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

i say this every year but i want to do really well academically this year!!! like i don’t want b’s i want a’s!!!! 

i just want the college experience that everyone in the world except for me seems to be having